How come things you don’t understand dunt come with instructions?
Pink’s new harness arrived today, stuffed if any of us can work out how it goes. Looks more suitable for a areoplane or parachute jumping!

Thats how a normal harness would go but that one dunt sit right.

Pink is a tad fed up with all the messing around so we’ve given up for today.
Oh, and Sue?
*slap*
The ink cartridges arrived today. That be your fault, you suggested it.
Sods law, Ambs – it applies to dog harnesses and lost ink cartridges. Great colour harness though.
Yeah. Looks good sitting on the floor!
Will hunt around on the net later and see if there isn’t a picture of one on a dog. Too many wide straps on it in my eyes.